Product Tier Guide
Every batch is rated by our crew on a 10-point scale. That score determines the tier — so you always know exactly what you're getting.
Crew Rating
About This Tier
The pinnacle of the Couchlock lineup. Each batch is hand-selected by the crew for its unique terpene bouquet, exceptional depth of flavor, and rareness. Only batches earning 8.0 or above make the cut.
What Sets It Apart
- Hand-selected by the Couchlock crew
- Unique terpene bouquet & depth of flavor
- Rare, limited-availability batches
- Crew-rated 8.0 or above out of 10
Packaging
★ Larger box with holographic accents
Crew Rating
About This Tier
Exceptional quality that stands on its own. Strong crew scores, great terpene profiles, and reliable performance every time. Returning Reserve strains on their fourth debut may be placed into Tier 1, as the rareness factor no longer applies.
What Sets It Apart
- Crew-rated 6.0 – 7.9 out of 10
- Strong terpene profiles & flavor
- Consistently high-quality batches
- May include returning Reserve strains (4th debut+)
Packaging
◆ Compact black box
Crew Rating
About This Tier
Accessible, solid-quality options for those seeking value without sacrificing the Couchlock standard. Every batch still passes our crew's review — these simply scored below 6.0 on our 10-point scale.
What Sets It Apart
- Crew-rated up to 5.9 out of 10
- Reliable quality at an accessible price
- Consistent Couchlock standards
- Great entry point into the lineup
Packaging
■ Compact white box (same size as Tier 1)

