CouchlockThe strain archive.
Every Couchlock run, newest drop first. Small batches means strains rotate — what's here is what we've pressed, not a permanent menu. Scan the QR on any box to pull that batch's lab results.
Every batch tested. Every COA public.
Potency, terpene profile, and full safety screens are run by Rio Grande Analytics on every batch before it ships. The QR printed on the box opens that exact batch's certificate of analysis — not a generic brand page, not a third party link. Strain pages with the full breakdown are going up drop by drop.
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